Pathetic Actress
You’re probably the worst actress in the world. Not because of how bad you are at the whole concept of acting; but, because of how you’re always playing between the same few roles. You may be starring in the next blockbuster hit, but pretty soon Hollywood will be able to see through you like I do. Nobody wants to watch the same heartbreak a thousand times. Nobody wants to watch your pathetic attempts of getting over it, either. The sad thing is, you’re not even acting, you’re just really that pathetic. Almost as pathetic as the guy that’ll still be buying your straight-to-DVD abominations. Almost as pathetic as the guy that’ll always thinks he knows who you are behind the scenes.
